The Bling Starts Here.

this blog has been created to document a special happening in mine(john ( i dont spell good) ) and jeffs life. we have just recently become unemployed and after about 2 weeks of having no money we have decided to take the obvious plundge and buy a get rich quick scheme off the internet. the 3rd one we found actually so you know its good. so this blog will document the happenings of what occurs from us getting rich quick or slow or not at all...so here we go

day 1:
We started off this adventure by typing "get rich quick" into google. How much easier can this get? According to the various search results, NOT MUCH EASIER!!! We first watched this WICKED PRESENTATION! With flying dollars signs, amazing flash text animation and SO MUCH GREEN, you know it's GOTTA be good. As we delved further into the proverbial womb of our eventual investment, we came across what actually we would be doing. Receiving a phone call. At either 3pm or 9pm. Not only weekends though. There's only time for ONE phone call on weekends. CLICK HERE if you wanna listen to the phone call. I wouldn't click there.

The second farce we decided to take on was making $200 - $1000 a day! According to EBay, we could buy like 150 different vans! That's a lot of gas, boys. We ended up not going with Personal Instant Cash because despite the allure of having $200 - $1000 safely deposited into your ATM account (somehow. legally.), we felt that $90 was TOO MUCH of an initial investment. We needed something that was more like $80.

so three is a charm as a saying and for us...fantastic. so we came across this site and decided that 70 dollars was exactly what we needed to spend at that exact moment to start our future internet buisness. (toldya i cant spell) so we read the exciting site (which explains nothing of how the product works...i was hoping for maybe 1 thing...but no) well i guesss that makes it more exciting so we bought the program thing which took us to another site which explained that we would be putting up the site we just saw all over the internet and somehow be making money with it...whatever i just spent 70 dollars ill believe it. so it tells us how to make our site and to get a stormpay account and how to change things around on the site in the HTML which we did...we made ours 4 dollars cheaper...and we made a dumb note on the bottom that illustrates that...then we hosted the exciting website on the ASOB server thingy...none of this i understood...and then we started the promotion! this took a try or so to figure out but all it is was qclicking on the link the first place gave us and then typing in something dumb about making money like...make money mnow asshole!!! and then putting in the website link which we forgot to do the frist time...oh well. so we did that like 10 times which i believe went to somewhere like 300 thousand!!!! sites!!!! wow!!!!! so apparently we just promoeted to almost half a million sites in like 5 minutes...oh by the way total money check to date...zero...yeah continuing on...um then we made this blog...not really helping with the get rich quick.

TOMORROW WE EXPLORE... ADBLASTER! TRAFFICBOOST!! SUBMIT O MATIC!!! TRAFFIC MANIAC!!!!!!! AND MUCH MORE. LIKE 15 MORE.