Day One: In Pictures

Here are some screen shots from yesterday's business session!






We were on our way! All we had to do was write a catchy advertisement. I don't think I need to tell you that it was easy as pie!


See! This message screams success. It seemed a little too easy, so we decided to read through some of the "helpful" training material that they had provided for us.


This was what we were waiting for. How to make SUBSTANTIAL INCOME on the internet! Substantial is WAY better that nominal or negligible! This is the adjective for us. And judging by the "New Page 3" title on this webpage, these guys are SO busy making money, they don't have time for proper html markups... they have ads to sell! Or NOT sell! Sit at home, do nothing! Moving on...


This seems like a PRETTY GOOD worst case scenario. You could buy about 500 packs of cigarettes for that. Or about 2500 packs of illegal cigarettes from a third world country.





After our thorough Internet Income Training course we learned how to punch up our spam emails. We also learned that we forgot to do one important thing... TELL PEOPLE WHAT WEBSITE TO GO TO! I don't think I need to tell YOU how much we learned... these ads speak for themselves!


We clicked on about 15 of these mass e-mail links. This is my favorite. The E-Mail Blaster. Or the ad blaster. Something like that.


This was gonna be tough. This is one of two pages of e-mail blasters they suggested we use. It's so many! We couldn't be that clever, so we figured we'd call it a day and check our progress...


...and we made zero dollars. Far from the $1,000 that they promised we could make immediately. We are not discouraged though. We will continue to plow forth. All zero dollars means is that our POTENTIAL IS INFINITE!!!