Day Two: Rex Banner, I've Slashed Your Tires.

Today we opened up some of those FUN $2,000 WORTH OF PROGRAMS that we were graciously given by Automatic Pay Day. If I sound less that thrilled, it is because our stormpay account is still at zero dollars. I could post a picture, but you know what zero dollars looks like. We are playing a game of trust together people.

Most of these programs were "E-Books." I always thought that E-Books were books that you can read online. APPARENTLY, an E-Book is just like a regular website and you can in fact access it from a normal web browser. When you open it in E-Book world, however, that means you cannot copy anything, go back, or look at more than one thing at once. To have these options removed from your life apparently costs $2,000.

This was some boring ass shit. I am convinced that these get rich quick schemes are set up to immediately deter you from actually trying to make any money. There were many moments today when I got up after about five minutes and thought about watching TV. Yeah. It's not exciting. For example, try reading our NEW Banner Explode Page. A little repetitious? Just a tad vague? That seems to be the general theme of this venture, doublespeak and confusion. I feel we have an advantage though. Without any job opportunities, John and I have no choice but to wade through this sea of delusion to try and make our dent! We WILL MAKE $50,000 A MONTH.

well after a slightly sleepless night due to way too much caffiene and the impending fear of doom as the result of my credit card debt i decided to hit the website thingy hard this morning...this proved to be futile since i dont understand any of this shit and sending out the ads seemed to be the extent of my technological ability. however i was able to create a banner, which is located up top but was unable to put it anywhere, it made me laugh though. i also found many other sites that dont help or just confuse( there seems to be alot of that). jeese this is sorta starting to feel like work...this is certainly not quick and easy. um so we found more banner ad places...the one we decided on proclamed to be "VIAGRA FOR YOUR WEBSITE" (i put in the arrows and circled it)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well...that cant be bad...it certainly was confusing...good thing jeff was here cuz all this shit gives me a headache. well after about a half hour of yelling at the computer and the computer making many noises of pain we were able to post up what the banner ad viagra extravigansa was asking us to do and now there is a second section to our money making machine website...horray! my girlfriend does this for a living like the real internet advertising stuff...for a real company...with dental...like real...she called me an idiot...yeah...an idiot whos laughing all the way to the bank!...(storm pay account to date...zero dollars... :( )tomorrow i think im gonna find more stuff to put the banner on and hopefully find a way to make some wicked annoying pop up ads...well thats the goal at least...that and scotch...ahh...i love alcohol...heart