bad news good news borrowed news blue news...

so the bad news is that our storm pay account is still at zero ( 0 )thats what a zero looks like...thats bad news since its been a week since we have rocked our internet site...far from the 12,500 they promised a week but i still have faith...

on to the good news...the good news is that due to our amazing blog which you are reading right now we ghave gotten junk email...and in that junk email contains junk...one which contained this...


so i was like wow...10 to 50 dollars an hour and i found this on my own website blog in my comments...this is like finding money in the couch but finding it every hour...and alot of it...i did the math and ill share it with you now...todcay i got offered a job that pays 20 dollars an hour(which is pretty good) but lets stack them up side by side

job i got today...20 dollars X 40 hours(standard)=800 which is good
10-50 dollars X 40 hours = 400-2000 which is alot more...wow!!!

so obviously i clicked on that link and checked it out...and immediateley(as any website that promises that much money should) they wrote me back with this...



so i look at this and not only do i appear to have a sponser...which is another name for a boss...i have 5 poeple above me...thats 5!!!!!! bosses...that sucks...i thought i was supposed to be my own boss and that was the whole attracitve part of this work at home internet buillshit but no...i signed up not 2 seconds ago and i already have 6 people telling me what i should be doing with my time and bossing me around and making me get them cyberspace coffee...this sucks...but perhaps i was someones boss too(one can dream)...but then we see how many peopel work for me or as they say are in my "downline" and it comes up ZERO...fucking zero!!!! im sick of seeing 0 everywhere in my internet quest for financial freedom goddamnit i wanna make some money and be my own boss but apparently silver fox is a communist hate group and they can go to hell...!!...but i figured id at least check out the website and see what i need to do to make said 10 to 50 dollars an hour cuz thats like 160,000 dollars a year or something and thats way better than my 5200 i make from unemployment...well this is what i get...

what the hell is this..,.!!!!!!!!
thers nothing here...theres no directions on how to make any money or what to do or how to do anything...goddamnit!!!thats the thing with all these sites that tell you you can make 56598347393alfhgytm473409347 billion dollars a second...they make you buy their stuff and give yopu no explanatiopn on how to make any money at all...jeese i would of taken an explination on how to create time travel at this point and the 5 top watys to sell it to zimbabwa grandmothers but no...i get nothing...i get my name and a fuckin purple background and thats it...wow...ya know what thats not gonna do...make me 10 to 50 dollars an hour...it might make me want to kill 10 to 50 people a hour if i paid to get this fantastic service but luckily this was sent from the heavens into my comments on this blog for free so no one will lose their life over this...fantastic...

onto somethings borrowed...my girlfriend sent me this on the internet the other day and i think this guy is genius...he sells little pixels on thsi stupid site to people for a hundred bucks and i think he makes money and his site is stupid...i applaude him for his ability to make money on the internet and not have a substantial product...somewhat what i am trying to do...to view...click here.ALSO...the weather man said it will rain...until...further notice...FURTHER NOTICE!!!...thats not a day thats just scary...or...

thats noahs ark and ill yall better be fuckin nuts if you think your gettin on that boat before me motherfuckers!!!

and for something blue...i chose my american express blue credit card...
thats my balance...137 dollars out of 3100 dollars...thats crap...we need some magic people we need some internet business we need some 10 to 50 dollars an hour we need some 50,000 dollars a month and we ceratinly need more johnny walker black cuz damn im drunk...and poor...but mostly drunk...wee