Day Six: (no) FUN WITH POP-UPS!!!

Did you notice something when you came into this website? Probably not, because everyone in America has been smart enough to get a pop-up blocker since google gives you a free one and I'm sure at least five other people will give you a free one too. And nobody likes pop-ups. No one. With that said, today JOHN AND I MADE A POP-UP!!!!

Made with all the charm of Microsoft Paint and all of the evil intentions of just plain Microsoft. Why is it displaying on this page, you ask? Well... it turns out that all the magic pop-up tools that we've been using to promote our website were not there to do so. In fact, these tools were made to generate code so we could promote other people's websites on our website. Our website which no one is going to. I don't want to show you a picture of our storm pay account. It ain't pretty. Lots of zeroes. However, these pop-up programs did yield success in the form of Dave:

Dave who lives in the North West of England has carried out programming and database work for companies such as British Gas, NorthWest Water, Autotrader and Nottingham University Medical School. You can find out more information about dave by clicking here. It will please you to know that John and I retain the EXCLUSIVE RESALE RIGHTS to this program (Instant Pop-Up Subscriber) which contains NO information about how to put your pop-ups on other people's webpages, but does contain a lot of information about Dave. It costs $34.95. Form an orderly line around the block, nerds.